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About Me:

i have an electronic portable telephone device, aka a mobile phone, aka a phone. you jel? no didnt think so.

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Dec 8 2012 2:38 pm

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Nov 1 2012 9:04 pm

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thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.

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Nov 1 2012 8:49 pm

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ashleyjizzdale:

Beyonce’s all like, “KELLY, leave it behind. It’s weak.”

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Sep 16 2012 9:13 pm

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don’t tell me Beyoncé isn’t an emotion because I feel that stuff in my soul

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Jul 10 2012 6:49 pm

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Jun 24 2012 5:49 pm

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copperbooms:

when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this

and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam 

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Jun 21 2012 11:58 am

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Jun 20 2012 8:24 pm

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Jun 19 2012 12:13 pm

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iamtonysexual:

GOD DAMN IT WHO DECIDED TO LET ME USE AUDACITY

I CAN’T
THERE IS NO BREATHING HAPPENING ON MY PART
OSSFJOIJSFOSIJDSDFM 

HAHAHAHAHAH oh my god fuck cfghujim

This is fucking perfect!

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Jun 17 2012 7:58 pm

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