Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.
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Beyonce’s all like, “KELLY, leave it behind. It’s weak.”
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don’t tell me Beyoncé isn’t an emotion because I feel that stuff in my soul
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when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
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GOD DAMN IT WHO DECIDED TO LET ME USE AUDACITY
I CAN’T
THERE IS NO BREATHING HAPPENING ON MY PART
OSSFJOIJSFOSIJDSDFMHAHAHAHAHAH oh my god fuck cfghujim
This is fucking perfect!
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