Tumblr is kind of like Friends except everyone is Chandler.
Beyonce’s all like, “KELLY, leave it behind. It’s weak.”
don’t tell me Beyoncé isn’t an emotion because I feel that stuff in my soul
when i was younger i thought “peanut butter and jelly” meant like peanut butter and this
and i was so distraught because i was like why the fuck would anyone eat peanut butter with that and on bread none the less what is wrong with people and why is this such a popular meal then i learnt that jelly in america actually means jam
GOD DAMN IT WHO DECIDED TO LET ME USE AUDACITY
THERE IS NO BREATHING HAPPENING ON MY PART
HAHAHAHAHAH oh my god fuck cfghujim
This is fucking perfect!